SHIT!!! I STUCK AN EGG UP MY BUTTHOLE BC I COULDNT FIND MY TOBLERONE BAR SO I HAD TO USE AN EGG AND NOW ITS STUCK :///// DONT REBLOG!!!
(via the-birdlady)
remember that one time it sounded like the interviewer called louis a ball licker on live australian television and his whole life flashed before his eyes
(via niall-feel-the-payne)
you can win any argument if you just keep replying with “so?” to everything they say until they have an existential crisis
(via lifeofaninternetfangirl)
